1. panamsat3:

What a team.

    panamsat3:

    What a team.

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  2. gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

    gentlemanbones:

    emberkeelty:

    andthatsterrible:

    Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

    Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

    That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

    (via liamdryden)

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  3. jrne:

    bread changed my life

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  4. Imagine this:
    Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
    Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
    Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

    Imagine this:
    Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
    Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
    Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
    In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
    Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
    In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
    In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

    Imagine this:
    Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
    Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
    Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

    Imagine this:
    Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

    Imagine this:
    Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
    who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
    and swallows men whole.

    – 'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

    YES. FUCKING YES.

    (via pixiepienix)

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  5. carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

    image

    what the fuck is going on

    (via dj-distracted)

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  6. photo

    photo

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  7. neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

    neutralrnilkmotel:

    2sugoi4u:

    is this a common american occurrence?

    Yes

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