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morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

    edgebug:

    morgarine:

    This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

    Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

    To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

    Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

    He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

    Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

    This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

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  4. greatjaggi:

    Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

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  5. The Place to Start (EP)

    So, here’s what’s happening! In January I recorded a track called “The Place to Start” with the intention of releasing it shortly afterwards with a super cool music video. The first video concept fell through because, well, it wasn’t that great. By the time I organised a back up video, I had already started writing new material, and decided that having released an album and an EP last year I would try out several regularly released singles instead. After a few months this new music video fell through too, and I had two new acoustic demos sitting on my hard drive waiting for studio treatment.

    It’s got to the point now that no matter how much I try to hype it, there’s no way any song I write can live up to 9 months of build up, it’s just going to be disappointing if one song is all it is. That’s disappointing for me rather than anyone else, because not having released “The Place to Start” is, to put it lightly, extremely frustrating.

    So, now it’s an EP! I started recording the tracks with Jimmy on Wednesday, and it should be ready to release within the month! There’s more to it than that (including the fact that for the first time I’ve started recording a song which I haven’t finished writing yet - the upcoming track “Scales”) but yeah, that’s essentially the story of this new EP! Hope you’re looking forward to it!

    Will

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Scientists have found a portal to a better world

    susemoji:

    Scientists have found a portal to a better world

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  8. prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

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    “The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

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